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Sleep time

By Sonny Bill Williamson On October 14, 2012 · 1 Comment · In Advice
Just like the two hedgehogs below, MMP is currently in hibernation. We are not sure when we will return to action so in the meantime we hope you can have a trawl through the thousands of articles on here and entertain yourself while we laze about scratching our arses and doing other things.
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The super athletes of the Paralympics

By VW On September 8, 2012 · Leave a Comment · In Sports
Paralympics my foot. These are the Megalympics. This is better than sport.  It’s no-holds barred robot wars.  A succession of athletes not just honed to the limits of human endeavour – but well beyond. A series of super athletes grafted to their athletics equipment to make them better, stronger and faster than mere humans. It [...]
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The best gif(t) possible – No 25

By SGGW On September 6, 2012 · Leave a Comment · In Art
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We might start sharing articles again… Maybe.

By SGGW On August 22, 2012 · Leave a Comment · In Profiles
If you wanna contribute some of your own bullshit to our site please email feedback@mastermousepatrol.com. We just might start sharing articles again… Probably not, but maybe. If we do, Fame and Fortune awaits you. You could be the next Lohan.
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Lock, Stock, the Fucking Lot

By Moskva On July 26, 2012 · 2 Comments · In Social Observations
It is often said that among polite company one is wise to avoid two topics of conversation: Politics and Religion. Vying for third place on this list is one which, like numbers one and two, incorporates deep-seeded often irreversible beliefs. Number three is Guns. If you’re a US citizen – and I realise the majority [...]
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The best gif(t) possible – No 24

By SGGW On June 26, 2012 · Leave a Comment · In Art
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The best gif(t) possible – No 23

By SGGW On June 9, 2012 · Leave a Comment · In Art
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