Can you draw something that resembles anything?
Apart from weeing in the shower there’s nothing more satisfying than a good celebrity doodle. Opening up a Women’s Weekly at the doctors to find some legend has given Kid Rock a black eye or Madonna a beard is pretty much comedy at its finest (if done well). So we encourage Master Mouse Patrol fans [...]
Did you grow up to become what you wanted to be when you were five?
I wanted to be an All Black. Aside from one promising footy season in Standard Four I didn’t come close. My mate Dave Haslam wanted to grow up and be on Seaquest DSV. I think he likes Jonathan Brandis… Our high tech graph automatically updates with every blog vote so write a comment letting us [...]
10 legitimate reasons I would break up with my girlfriend
10 legitimate reasons I would break up with my girlfriend* 1. In an intimate moment she reveals to me her favourite sportsman is Michael Chang. 2. She gives my dog fleas or my dad nits. Or both. 3. She thinks I look like William H. Macy. 4. I hear her say, “I hope my son [...]