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From the monthly archives: July 2009

Boys Lefthands Vaginas

By Sonny Bill Williamson On July 31, 2009 · Leave a Comment · In Art, Social Observations
It’s great that people are sending us stuff, we really do love it. But we need some help with this one… What exactly do we have here? A man who is young, who apparently has two vaginas instead of a left hand, and a horse (that looks more like a cat) ??? As perplexing as [...]
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Ahh Shaddup ya ReFace

By Sonny Bill Williamson On July 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment · In Art, Film
Australians check this out… The ReFace documentary is being broadcast on ABC1 & ABC2 this Sunday August 2nd. Featuring some of the best and most renowned street art from around Australia and the world. ReFace looks at whether graffiti, stick ups and stencils are a scourge of modern society or if they’re a legitimate urban [...]
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You Kept Making All The Stops? A look at Comedy

By Sonny Bill Williamson On July 30, 2009 · 8 Comments · In Uncategorized
Flight Of The Conchords – genius? Or overrated? It’s great to see some boys from the South Pacific conquering America but when I hear people say that the show is “The funniest thing I’ve ever seen” I can’t help but think “Bullshit!” Original? Yes. Brilliant at times? Yes. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen? Not even [...]
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Street Reviews

By Budding Grove On July 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment · In Social Observations
Pitt St, Auckland CBD, New Zealand Reviewed by Budding Grove I can’t understand why they put a road here! However as you come down the street and realise that on your right is the biggest Weslyan Church in NZ and then further there is the oldest, one would have to start asking questions, about who, [...]
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I think my spaceship knows which way to go

By Sonny Bill Williamson On July 29, 2009 · 2 Comments · In Social Observations
A Trip Home. It’s the small things that always please us the most when we’re home at last. You walk down to your local shop and discover they’re still selling 50-cent mixtures.  You laugh to yourself and after buying one purely because you can, your initial joy quickly turns to disgust. You discover the mixture [...]
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Memoirs of a Pretentious Business Traveller

By Moskva On July 28, 2009 · 2 Comments · In Profiles, Social Observations
When getting flown to New York on business, ensure that you receive nothing less than a king suite, two bathrooms, two televisions, 12th floor views down 1st Avenue, seventies décor that has retained that fresh Sinatra smell, and net curtains which offer a suggestive silhouette to your sky-scrapping neighbours as you nonchalantly strut around your [...]
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The Hanger – July 2009

By Sonny Bill Williamson On July 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment · In Fashion, Profiles
We are never depressed at Master Mouse Patrol, hence the reason we have WORLDMAN Winter in our closet, from the collection aptly titled “There is No Depression in New Zealand”. Check out the slick stylings on offer below… You can check out the entire winter WORLDMAN winter range here…
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