Songs I secretly love (and like to sing in my car)
You hate them but you love them. They bring pain and joy. Songs you may loathe but secretly enjoy singing whilst cruising in your car. Send us your top five car-singalongs, the most entertaining entry will win a $50 iTunes voucher! Howthefuckwasthaaaat!!?? Email entries to feedback@mastermousepatrol.com Sonny Bill Williamson’s Top Six: 6. Bachman–Turner Overdrive – [...]
Get In Ma Belly
Pork. It’s been in the media a bit lately, thanks to our mate Jamie Oliver who likes to fight for the underdog in his matey way. But Jamie has a point. Sometimes it’s important to take stock of what you are eating before you put the fork in your mouth. I believe that the old [...]
Little Moments of Christmas, and the Heir of the Flower of Victory.
Four Leaf Clovers and Rabbits Feet. There’s a little rabbit’s-foot of wisdom I keep pretty close to mind. I’m certain I didn’t coin it, but nor can I locate who might have made the remark earliest. Skip down to the italics, dear reader, if you do not like to be kept waiting, the author would [...]
Where Is The Extravagance?
FASHION TODAY. What the fuck is going on with fashion today! I mean give me a break is everything made today devoid of innovation of experimentation of risk and fun? Does fashion only exist to please the consumer? Is it now just a petty side show to mating? Ew hideous! NZFW is on at the [...]
A Win For The Ages
There’s been all sorts of highs and lows this week – hot models, ugly models, posers, over-priced sandwiches, getting the numbers of four babes… but I never thought we’d discover something that would leave “Shoe Of The Day” for dead… introducing… FOOT OF THE YEAR! Social Experiment: Dead Thumb Handshake. Used: 11 times. Best reaction: [...]
Trelise (Tamsin) Cooper and The A-List
Wednesday 23rd Sept, 6pm, Trelise Cooper Show. The hype was justified as the big names rolled out for Trelise’s much anticipated show at Fashion Week… there were plenty of high-profile-Kiwi’s flexing their guns but the pre-show was all about the who’s who of the Global A-List… Come show-time the big names continued to rear their [...]