New Zealand A Blackmailer’s Guide
A couple of months ago, I came across the website of Kiwi author and architect Greg Hallett containing chapter excerpts from several books he’s written, including: “Hitler was a British Agent”, “Gifting the United Nations to Stalin”, “How to take over the World”, and the subject of this article, “New Zealand – A Blackmailer’s Guide.” [...]
YBIT 5 for 5 – November 2009
November, 2009. You Should Be Into This… 5 for 5 FILM: Synecdoche, New York You should be into… Synecdoche, New York, mainly because Charlie Kaufman wrote it… MaLKovich, malKOVich, MALkovicH, mALkoVIch… or because he made Meryl snort drugs and become a sexo… But in regards to the film it is certainly above my paid grade [...]
Is this as good as weeing at the beach?
I can’t believe New Zealand actually won a cricket test match! This is the fuckin highlight of my life! Yes this proves my life is a lame, depressing, uneventful and sex-free existence, but, regardless of that, I’m excited!! Especially seeing it was three bloody champions who secured victory for NZ; Vrrrrr, Bondy and O’Business. Well [...]
Popular Music Wants To Procreate
The world today terrifies the shit out of me. I could very easily rant on ad nauseum on various topics such as the homogenisation of pretty-much-everything, the blind ambition of the me-generation and how the most powerful nation in the world was a bee’s dick away from electing a racist, dim-witted, ignorant, “Soccer-Mom” as its [...]
Crimeschurch: God’s favorite city
To the east lies an exotic peninsula, with its picturesque sandy beaches and rambling bush clad valleys teaming with native flora and fauna. To the west are meandering plains with an abundance of fertility and rustic charm. Where is this tropical Shangri-La you ask, the northwestern plains of the Dominican Republic? The central Bolivian plateau? [...]
Get The Look
Get the Look: Dolce & Gabbana Trunk Show. When I saw the backstage shots from the recent Dolce & Gabbana Trunk Show in London, I seriously fell in love with the ladylike hair and make up. Like an elegantly put together prom queen, it was immaculate and flawless in execution, but with that famous D&G [...]
Get your motor running
Since receiving the latest Webbs catalogue a week or so ago, I have been singing the 1969 song Born to be Wild by Steppenwolf – yes – with visions of Easy Rider of course. I love that film. I am not an expert on motorbikes. In fact I don’t really know anything about motorbikes. My [...]
I’m really white
Ever read the website Stuff White People Like (click here)? If you haven’t, I highly recommend it. Whether you are Asian, Maori, European or somewhere in between or outside, if you are reading this site, I bet you are white. Trust me, I am so white. So so white. You need sunglasses to look at [...]