What the fuck is happening to news today! It’s bad enough that the spelling is shot, but the diarrhea I read day in and out (mainly in the form of newspapers) is just pathetic! Are all journalists 12!? Are all journalists morons? Are all journalists doing this job because there’s nothing else to do and McDonalds aren’t taking on new staff? I thought journalism was an honourable profession filled with people hungry to find out the truth, to expose the full story weather its something like Watergate OR just the Flower Show fiasco of 2003!
Journos today either hate their jobs full stop or hate the fact that they are only ever reporting on other people’s lives so they focus on the pathetic! Maybe they just hate! I read bullshit from pseudo intellectuals then find it’s copied! Or worse copied from someone else who’s copied! I can get over the fact that in general journos get 20cents a word, WELL THAT’S all your worth! Pick up your game mother fuckers! Why do you think everyone watched TV for the news (don’t get me started with the TV news – state sanctioned bullshit!) because the word (which really is LOVE) is being raped by lazy drunken fuckers called journos here in NZ/Aust.
Don’t even get me started on fashion journos! Lazy mother fuckers. How can someone be a fashion journo and not have any interest and excitement in fashion? I just don’t get it… you work in the business but you have no passion for it and you don’t care about it! What’s more you don’t fit it! Yet you sit there feeling superior because you have a BA? Fuck that shit! My bus driver has a fucking BA! You’re there because you’re a lazy loser and all you want is that next freebee! You ugly prostitute! Fuck I hate you so much!
There are so many talented cool crazy excitable people who love fashion, who are smart, who are young, who are the ones who should be communicating fashion to the masses BUT here in NZ it’s old dried up drug fucked mother fuckers sitting around doing nothing except smoking dope! DIE!
Bambi has spoken and be very afraid! My eyelash has fallen off and you can’t get shuemuras eyelash glue until Monday!
X Bambi
Agreed Bambi. I recently read an article in Melbourne’s Age by Myf Warhurst in which she made a joke about her personal life that I had read the day before on http://www.textsfromlastnight.com. No shit. A little piece of my “I-can’t-believe-you-read-that-tabloid-masquerading-as-a-newspaper-The-Herald-Sun-you-sporto-bogan” soul died that day.
Love your work once again Bambi
Gyspy Queen – darling that is horrible! Whoever this Myf lady is, she should be very ashamed
I recon the articles are more a reflection of the target audience than the writers themselves. The line between news and the latest Dan “I write vomit” Brown novel are by in large blurred. I just take the party mix approach to most journalism, I take what I want and leave the rest. Great use of swears to by the way.