Two of our favourite contributors, Chachi Bonch and Mackaveli, have joined forces to report to us from the US.
Even though they are experts in modern communication, they surprised us with this report via the trusty ol postal service.
It’s taken just over a month for the letter to reach us at MMP HQ.
Its journey has involved three Cuban orphans, a Polish Opera singer, a devious but undeniably handsome Ukrainian midget and a Qantas staff member from Bahrain named Papsmear.
So here we have it, enjoy, we have no idea what they’re talking about.
