What the fuck is going on with this sequinessence of the nation? Stupid little straight girls and boys playing dress up blissfully ignorant of the suffragettes of swing that have laid bare the ground work for fabulous dressing! Years of torment and ridicule to dress like a freak-a-zoid! To cover one’s body with an outer protection of fantastic thermo-nuclear intensity! SEQUINS!
A long lineage of cross dressing fruits have all made this neo-modern Balmain chic possible! Divine! Madonna! Sylvester! The Jackson 5! The Supremes! Godzilla! Elvis! Liberace! Luther! Bowie! Kansai! Early YSL! Early Chanel! Early Lagerfeld! Even early Bambi! Not to mention Bertha and Siouxsie Sioux!
The sadness of sequins today is that the sexiness, the forbidden, has been taken out! No more a fraternity, no more an erection, no more a kiss! Like everything in the West it has now become a guccified-mickeymouse-homo erotic consumer trend like Michael Jackson’s jiz!!!
I want to feel the force! Not a frikkin sequined boob tube focus on tween fashion! Please let me die! Why is the planet so boring, so suburban, so bland, so drunk and so hetero!?? Nothing is the same anymore! I long for that embrace! For the touch from my love! Sequins are my life.
Now here are some mother fucken tips on how you should be wearing sequins!!!
X Bambi
