How to get your First tattoo

I am a wimp. Straight up. So to me the idea of getting a tattoo was pretty much my worst nightmare. Needles… ink… scars… pain… NO CHANCE.

However, something came over me in the weekend, and a series of events made the whole thing seem absolutely achievable…

When feeling nervous about something, seeing that MacGyver works in a local record store does wonders for your feelings of safety and gives one an overall positive outlook on their day…

Being surrounded by friends or family certainly helps one to relax pre tattoo… but nothing beats the entertaining and sexually-charged ‘Monster Film Book’ to distract the mind and get it thinking things like ‘I never knew blowing up a dam could be so HOT’…

When the moment comes to get tattooed, try and not be alarmed by the loud disturbing noise the gun makes… a good firm grip on the inner thigh of the tattooist can calm any nerves… just hope he/she is accepting of this…

So what did I get inked into my skin for the rest of my life? Well that’s between me and a select few. Let’s just say I’m happy that its not one of these…