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Dream Job

By SGGW On September 6, 2010 · Leave a Comment · In Competitions, Music

We all like to dream… and I believe it’s healthy to do so. I’ve let dreams drive my entire life. Let’s go back a couple of years and have a look into my subconscious;

I want to marry Alicia Keys. She can sing to me romantically while I cook her and the kids dinner. Perfect. How do I do this? I need to get her one on one, and then she’ll be wooed by my incredible charm. Perhaps an interview scenario would be good… How on earth will I get a job as an interviewer? I need my own publication.

Voilà, Master Mouse Patrol was born. The fact that I missed that boat as Miss Keys in now married with a bub on the way is saddening yes, but at least that ridiculous dream inspired me to get off my fat arse and have a crack at something.

For most* people their dreams, or more specifically – dream job – involves working on something exciting, with cool people, whilst achieving things you know you could if you could JUST get that one opportunity. Well now one of those opportunities has been created for you…

Job Title: Rhythm and Vines Protégé

Description: “This is your chance to rub shoulders with some of the music greats, go VIP and get paid for it.”

How to get it: Make a cool video, woo some peeps in an interview and… that’s it!!!!! Crack open the champagne and begin your climb to the top! Now THAT’S an opportunity of a lifetime!

Bonuses: The winner will receive $3000 in Amazon clothing, Panasonic equipment, and three-day R&V passes, onsite camping, VIP passes and backstage access for them and five friends. The top 10 semi-finalists will get a trip to Auckland to meet the team and undertake an in depth job interview, and of course a three-day R&V pass. While the top three finalists will get to attend and work on R&V 2010 with tickets, flights and accommodation all covered by R&V.

Closing Date: September 30th 2010.

To enter this amazing competition or for more info click HERE

*I’m aware that 70% of Western Males would simply describe their dream job as “working with breasts”, but let’s overlook that for the sake of the point above.

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