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Dear MMP,
I met a boy, who was very cute, and after exchanging a few txts he has stopped txting me back, but now has added me as a friend on facebook. What does this mean? I’m not sure what to do…
Thanks
Geena O
Sydney
The female response from Lioness…
I may be still drunk from last night, and history indicates that I give THE WORST advice when intoxicated. OK. So bearing that in mind – post a pic of your boobs on his wall. Kidding. Kidding. Don’t do that.
Though facebook masquerades as a way to connect with friends as a social networking site, it’s not. It’s a big pervy way to stalk people. Potentially he hasn’t decided how he’s feeling about the whole situation so he wants to perve at your photos, see your status updates and find out if you use the word lol.
Before ‘confirming’ him as a friend… just check you don’t have any UGLY photos of yourself up there – if so untag that shit! And delete any boring status updates. If you update – ‘Geena O thinks it’s so cold in Sydney at the moment’ then you are beyond help. BORING.
Anyway, I digress. I’m assuming you want to keep seeing this guy, so yes, do confirm. And then send him a text asking if you are friends in the real world too or just the virtual world.
The male response from Sonny Bill…
Dear Geena
He’s not txting you back because he doesn’t like you. And the only reason he wants to be your friend on facebook is so he can perve at your photos and see if you have any hot friends. Be honest with yourself, deny his friend request and delete his number from your phone. This guy’s not worth your time. Unless you’re up for a few late-night drunken roots and being ignored when he sees you in public.
Sonny Bill Williamson.
You have just created my new favourite thread of MMP posts. Even better than lookalikes. Keep em coming.
Wow so astute Mr Williamson. My mandatory rule is that I must have received three unsolicited texts before I store your number in my phone and 4 conversations of 5 mins or more on topics that are of interest to me before I confirm you as a friend on Facebook .
This sort of thing didn’t happen when couples simply dated. You could have more contact with the young gentleman before determining your response.
That chicks pretty hot in a don’t txt her back kind of way