Some people are so into this year’s RWC that they’ll actually buy any and every piece of paraphernalia that goes with it. Jerseys, hats, shirts, jackets, flags, stickers, beanies, those holder things that keep your beer cool, bottle openers, key rings, socks. You name it.
They’re also the people who buy their children the fucking ridiculous toys that manufacturers make in the small hope someone is dumb enough to buy. Like these:
But there are also individuals trying to make a quick buck. Like this guy who has made an All Black jersey that’s big enough for your???
There are also some rugby toys that kinda look like sex toys…
The fact this “Rugby Player” is wearing lipstick, mascara and eyeliner says it all….
My current favourite however is this confusing number made in France. This is French rugby hero Sebastian Chabal…
And this, amazingly, even though I don’t believe it, is the Sebastian Chabal doll…
I’m not sure who should be more offended; Chabal or the poor child who has to play with this disgusting looking thing. Having said that, I am definitely buying one.
I don;t care what you say, that lipstick, mascara and tiger print legging wearing toy looks amazing. I feel the possibilities are endless…
Was that not Ma’a Nonu, then?
Hahaha very good