
This is it, our 1000th article published online. And stupidly, it’s an article about how it’s the 1000th article. Sums us up really. This is as good as opportunity as any to thank all the people who have written articles over the past two and half years. The majority of them have made me laugh, which is the best present you can give anyone. They are:






A big thanks also to the thousands of people who sent in photos, lookalikes, comments, competition entries and designs over the past ages.
As I can’t think of anything else to write, how about we go back to where it all started. Here are the first three articles ever posted on this website – FIRST THREE ARTICLES.



Of course congratulations on reaching this tremendous milestone. I trust Hungry Fran is making you and your cronies a sumptuous celebratory feast. I have come to rely on your erudite, sardonic and deeply eccentric correspondents for anything and everything that is worth considering. Now, I was speaking of Hungry Fran …
Of course… Who could disagree with that!??