Sammy 2012 – make him famous. People need to know who this guy is.
His crime is taking away every other male’s manhood…
When these exclusive photos were released on facebook by his personal photographer they spread faster than this KONY bloke. The feeling was that it was a crime against humanity that people didn’t know about this serial hottie who was committing sexual genocide against females everywhere. The photos spread quicker than the legs of women he meets, causing a backlash for Sammy 2012.
Fortunately the ripples on the social networking site were matched by the ripples on his abdomen meaning that PM and women’s rights activist Julia Gillard (similar hairdo) and gay activists called for leniency from the heterosexual male population. This politically controversial and shrewd figure then used his sexiness (the very thing that caused the outrage) to end the uprising, making him the perfect candidate for Hunk of the Year 2012.
THIS IS NOT RIGHT – therefore I encourage you to post this on your facebook to raise awareness… We have to do something. I also suggest building intrigue with questions like; does he even smoke? Or; I wonder what he would look like with a pony tail?
Submitted by: the Invisible Average Man
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