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An Ode to My Canis lupus familiaris

By Lioness On October 10, 2010 · 2 Comments · In Social Observations
So my dog sorta lost her virginity today.  It was a remarkably stressful affair. We were down at the dog park, she was happily minding her business when all of a sudden a very frisky labrador started paying her an unwarranted amount of attention.  She ran away with her tail between her legs – toward [...]
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Period Piece

By Lioness On August 14, 2010 · 4 Comments · In Art
Art. Sometimes it’s really fucking weird. Too weird. What do you reckon this is a photograph of? Guess.  GUESS. I dare you. This is a portrait by British based artist Ingrid Berthon-Moine. And it is an image of a woman wearing her menstrual blood as lipstick. This is supposedly symbolic of Menstrual Activism.  I had [...]
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Absinthe Salon

By Lioness On July 28, 2010 · 3 Comments · In Uncategorized
Upon arriving solo to meet my friend at the Absinthe Salon last night, I wondered whether or not it was open. My next thought as I peered through the barred windows was ‘surely it’s a fire hazard to have candles lit unattended’. I tentatively shook the security gate.  It was definitely locked. I wandered down [...]
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Would you have sex with this woman? Her GRANDSON would.

By Lioness On May 4, 2010 · 6 Comments · In Uncategorized
This is my first foray into contributing for MMP – and I’m coming in with a bang. By bang I mean I am delving into the not all together comfortable terrain of… incest. The story I am about to share with you is a love story of horrifying proportions. Meet Phil, 26 year old weirdo. [...]
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