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The Boyfriend Card

By Mackaveli On November 4, 2011 · 5 Comments · In Social Observations
Boyfriends are great. Many women have one. Many men have one. Many men and women have many. They all serve a purpose, and the range of that purpose can be extremely wide. Some, like Costanza, get into all manner of problems on becoming The Boyfriend. While others… well, here’s another Costanza clip because that’s all [...]
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World Cup Ads

By Mackaveli On October 4, 2011 · Leave a Comment · In Film, Sports
Funny how things can change in the space of a week. Funny or torturous, depending on where you’re from. If it’s New Zealand, there’s every chance it’s the latter. When you open your eyes on Monday the 3rd of October, 2011, you may reflect on a cataclysmic situation that only a week beforehand couldn’t really [...]
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Social Experiment

By Mackaveli On July 7, 2011 · 6 Comments · In Experiments
I recently had to undertake a social experiment which required the most delicate of touches; a finesse that had hitherto been missing from much of my work on the road of late. It centred around a woman, a photo and the unwritten rulebook that is Facebook. It was an intriguing insight into the way many [...]
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Street Review: Raven Row, London.

By Mackaveli On June 17, 2011 · 3 Comments · In Social Observations
When those of an Antipodean extraction move to London they tend to end up south of the river or west of the city. More specifically they’ll find themselves living with 8 or 9 other humans in a 2-bedroom flat in Clapham Junction, or the crawlspace under the stairs in a pseudo-gastro pub in Hammersmith.  Which [...]
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Mackaveli’s Guide To Naming Your Memoirs

By Mackaveli On April 22, 2011 · 2 Comments · In Literature
Chuck Norris: The Prequel There are a number of do’s and don’ts that should be paid heed to when choosing the name of your autobiography. The most obvious of which is to not come up with Your Name: An Autobiography. This is shit, and it’s a wonder that so many people over the years have [...]
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Sweden

By Mackaveli On April 12, 2011 · 1 Comment · In Social Observations, Travel
My flatmate is a walking contradiction. He hates Jamie Oliver, but swears by his recipes; he’s French so he thinks he’s a higher form of human, but he’s also a self-proclaimed chav; he dismisses The Drug Companies and their pain-and-suffering-prevention pills, then turns around and contracts malaria because he didn’t take his pills while he [...]
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Djokovic and Murray

By Mackaveli On February 1, 2011 · 7 Comments · In Sports
Djokovic and Murray. Two pretty uninspiring characters facing off in the final of the Aussie Open. Forgive me if I’m not falling over myself in excitement. A couple of tennis clones who park on the baseline and hope the other guy misses. Both with two-handed backhands. Neither with much in the way of zeal or [...]
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