You should be into Eating like the Stars
You should be into Eating like the Stars… and stealing articles: Here is a stolen article about eating like a star… or how eating food on screen makes you cooler and better looking and ultimately steals people’s attention… like Steve McQueen in the Magnificent Seven when famously, as the story goes, he plays with his [...]
HOW AMAZING is Best in Park?
My dog Milo is the bomb. He’s mad as a meat axe, which I love, he’s also sweet, intuitive and talks to me. He’s regularly found chasing small dogs in the park, poo’ing, sleeping, lying on his mat, and trying to sneak onto the couch. He also pees on his feet like a girl – [...]
You Should Be Into It – Desi Biryani
Some people call it the Sandringham shops, some people call it home, some people call it Little India. I have learnt to love it. I already liked curry, however. But what I have found is a collection of the most deviously delightful looking gentlemen with most questionable fingernails who dish up the best curry in [...]
I need some advice
Need some advice? Email feedback@mastermousepatrol.com and we will hook you up with two opinions – one male, one female, and without a doubt, your problem will be solved! Dear Problem Solvers, I have a group of friends, all of whom are pretty fkn amazing. One guy in particular is super amazing. He’s my friend and [...]
You Should Be Into the South Island (of New Zealand)
This one will go down well at MMP HQ where a true blue Dunedinite, of course now based in Sydney with the rest of New Zealand, runs the show and edits without personal bias. Budding Grove is taking in some South Island action this week, with stops in Dunedin and Gore. Let’s leave it at [...]
I need some advice
Need some advice? Email feedback@mastermousepatrol.com and we will hook you up with two opinions – one male, one female, and without a doubt, your problem will be solved! Yo. I’m torn between two ladies. I’ve been with my current bitch for two years and we’re sweet but recently a hot chick from work has been [...]