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I need some advice

By Problem Solvers On May 31, 2011 · 4 Comments · In Advice
Need some advice? Email feedback@mastermousepatrol.com and we will hook you up with two opinions – one male, one female, and without a doubt, your problem will be solved! Dear Problem Solvers Is it normal to fantasize about having sex with your boss? Krindy Washington The female perspective from Lioness… Nope. No. Uh uh. Unless you’re [...]
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I need some advice

By Problem Solvers On May 21, 2011 · 7 Comments · In Advice
Need some advice? Email feedback@mastermousepatrol.com and we will hook you up with two opinions – one male, one female, and without a doubt, your problem will be solved! Dear MMP Firstly, thanks for starting an advice column, it’s always good to get an outsiders perspective. My question is… I’ve been seeing this guy for 6 [...]
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You Should Be Into Schopenhauer

By Budding Grove On May 20, 2011 · Leave a Comment · In Advice, Literature
Schopenhauer, do you know him? Arthur just kept cropping up in the books I’ve been reading. This is how I usually come to my next read. But I was scared. I go through stages of reading critical thinkers or philosophy. I build up to it. I take deep breathes and I concentrate. I like the [...]
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I need some advice

By Problem Solvers On May 19, 2011 · 4 Comments · In Advice
Need some advice? Email feedback@mastermousepatrol.com and we will hook you up with two opinions – one male, one female, and without a doubt, your problem will be solved! Dear MMP, I met a boy, who was very cute, and after exchanging a few txts he has stopped txting me back, but now has added me [...]
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You Should Be Into This

By Budding Grove On April 3, 2011 · Leave a Comment · In Advice, Food
A touring comedian in New Zealand once made a joke in which the punch line was “what did you kiwis do with all the Jews?”. It was funny, and a good point too. You don’t often associate New Zealand with Judaism. Sure we like Seinfeld and we cried in Schindler’s List, but to be bluntly [...]
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You Should Be Into Melbourne

By Budding Grove On March 19, 2011 · 2 Comments · In Advice, Food, Travel
If you are not already, you should be into Melbourne! Perhaps more precisely you fuckin’ better well be into eating in Melbourne. Excuse my poor language, but Melbourne toughens you up and gets the dirt under ya nails, in short it gives you attitude. Whereas Sydney doesn’t give a shit who you are or what [...]
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You Should Be Into This

By Budding Grove On February 23, 2011 · Leave a Comment · In Advice, Art
After watching “Social Network” I sort of understand why Facebook is popular. You see I don’t use or have whatever Facebook is, I’m not really sure why it exists. I don’t have that many friends and don’t want more, particularly not new found old friends that I was never really friends with in the first [...]
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