Dream Job
We all like to dream… and I believe it’s healthy to do so. I’ve let dreams drive my entire life. Let’s go back a couple of years and have a look into my subconscious; I want to marry Alicia Keys. She can sing to me romantically while I cook her and the kids dinner. Perfect. [...]
MMP loves BurgerFuel!
I vividly remember the first time I had a BurgerFuel burger. It was on a weekend trip to “Dorkland” to stay with my pals from school. Fittingly (seeing I lived in Hamilton aka ‘The bogan capital of the world’) I chose the Ford Freakout. Fricken delicious! A big sexy meat patty held in my hands [...]
R&V Competition Winners
Congratulations to Simon Ridley (London) and Simon Robert Gawn (Sydney – but the first male model out of Oamaru) for winning the two double passes to R&V. Please see their winning entries from our mailing list competition below. They won hands down. The rest of the entries (excluding Anthony Ellmers’) were shit. We expect more [...]
WIN!!!!! The next big thing – Artisan Guns
About a month ago I received three late night txts and a facebook message from different friends raving about a band they had just seen play in Auckland. They were all adamant – these guys are gonna be the next big thing. Luckily for you, the legends from EMI Music NZ have given us three [...]
You’re all winners!
The handsome young devils from Emberley NZ have sent us a very generous package of clothing to give away to you monkeys! Aren’t ya bloody lucky? Yes you are! With a range of gear, for both boys and girls (or men and women depending on how you view yourself) up for grabs, its time to [...]
Whateva, my mate is Michael Jordan
Most people have friends that are impressive. Well I hope you do anyway. I reckon our friends are pretty damn ace. So I thought we’d promote a couple of things friends of ours are doing, cause its nice to give a shit from time to time… Genero TV – Music Video Competition. Our pal “Boycey”, [...]
Win tickets to Baby et Lulu
SBW talks to Lara and Abby from Baby et Lulu, whose night of French song returns to Sydney on April 8th. “With songs from Edit Piaf, Serge Gainsbourg, Charles Aznavour, Charles Trenet, Brigitte Bardot, Françoise Hardy, France Gall, Camille, and more” this an evening of romance and joy not to miss! We have two double [...]
Master Mouse Hunk Of The Year
Having noticed the Cleo Bachelor of The Year was back in action, I decided to round up some snaps of some notorious hunks I know. These modern day gods comprise the contenders for the first ever ‘MMP Hunk Of The Year‘. Next year we will get you lot to send us your nominations, but in [...]



