BMW 318IS – Talk to me
Having a photo of a car driving past your window does not constitute ownership of the vehicle. Yet this cheeky bugger is trying to sell “his car” on a private seller’s website in Australia! HIGH RISK bidding in my opinion! It is rather funny though. If he gets away with it he might actually be [...]
How to get free food
I’ve read a few articles on how to get free money. I want to talk about how to get free food – without having to pay it back at a later date, because you can’t walk into a bank and come out with free money (unless you have a gun and a massive set of [...]
Social Experiment: People Waiting
Recently I had the thrill of waiting at a cafe for someone I had never met. I had talked to this woman on the phone, had been given a brief description of what she looked like (long dark hair, nose piercing) and had given the time and place to meet. Naturally, for a single man [...]
Derby Day – Melbourne
As it is one of the social events of the year in Australia, Master Mouse Patrol headed to Melbourne to get amongst the convicts at the illustrious Flemington for the day that warms up locals for the Melbourne Cup – Derby Day. I had heard that “oh etz farkin taboo maaee” to wear shorts to [...]
Elevator Experiments
Ah, elevators. With the simple push of a button, a shuffle of the feet, a steady upward gaze towards the magically ascending numbers and not one bit of physical exertion, brightly lit metal cells of modernity shepherd countless slothful humans to great heights. But for all the lazy joy they bring us, they also play [...]
A Win For The Ages
There’s been all sorts of highs and lows this week – hot models, ugly models, posers, over-priced sandwiches, getting the numbers of four babes… but I never thought we’d discover something that would leave “Shoe Of The Day” for dead… introducing… FOOT OF THE YEAR! Social Experiment: Dead Thumb Handshake. Used: 11 times. Best reaction: [...]
Lonely Hearts
Monday 21st September, 9 PM, in a nice big building. Apparently there was a video installation showcasing Lonely Hearts Winter range for 2010 but as they decided to invite 1,000,000 people to the event it was impossible to see anything other than the thirty people in your immediate vicinity. Even though there was this abundance [...]
The Parameters Of Footpath Etiquette
We’ve all seen it, we’ve all been victim of it in some way and chances are most of us have exhibited the associated behaviour in the past. If you don’t know what I’m referring to, you soon will. It’s called footpath etiquette and if you hadn’t noticed its absence before, it will become more and [...]