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Things 1km from my house – The Stiller Shrine

By One km On March 25, 2012 · Leave a Comment · In Social Observations, Travel
1k radius – Surry Hills, Sydney. The Stiller Shrine There are lots of cool people in this world. Here is some proof. I’m not sure who the heroes are who need to be credited for this, but all I can say is I’m impressed. Walking past some houses just down the road from my pad, [...]
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A Girl Needs Her Gays

By Roxanne Groebel On February 13, 2012 · 4 Comments · In Social Observations
Recently, some of my dearest friends decided to go on overseas trips, all at once. Whether for fun, work or family reasons three of the best men in my life flew away from me to a foreign country. Destined for adventures, shopping and shimmying, they were going to thoroughly enjoy themselves – without me. *Cries* [...]
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Smoking and the toilet

By Jack Handy On January 28, 2012 · 4 Comments · In Social Observations
Recent time off has given me some perspective. Some short-sighted, some with more depth. Sleeping til noon most days firing off cover letters into the job application black hole that is seek.com gives a man time to consider how best to spend his day. Smoking cigarettes has become a perfectly beautiful waste of my time. [...]
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ALERT: Lindsay Lohan Is A Man…

By HitDanBack On January 21, 2012 · 1 Comment · In Social Observations
Yes. A Man. She is… According to her LA County booking sheet from earlier this afternoon… I know… I bet her dick stinks. Well, knowing is half the battle… Let the healing begin. The End.
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MMXI – Review

By Le Flanneur On December 21, 2011 · 3 Comments · In Social Observations
Yes, you are reading this correctly. Time for another shoddy, poorly written end-of-year review, which clumsily attempts to round up the events of the past twelve months, in an ill-fated bid to gain some sort of coherent meaning from it all. Good lord. And even if I knew how to even begin accomplishing such a [...]
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Santa’s Little Helper

By Roxanne Groebel On December 14, 2011 · Leave a Comment · In Social Observations
Uni is over forever and due to meager cash flow (being a ‘writer’ doesn’t help) I have reluctantly crawled back to Santa. Yes, that’s right kids. I work with Santa. After a long hiatus which included having a life, dating some idiots and getting through my last year of a Communications degree I have resumed [...]
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Robert Cavalli’s Nuts Want You To Text Them

By HitDanBack On December 3, 2011 · 1 Comment · In Social Observations
Si! Um. Here’s an awesome photo of fashion legend, Roberto Cavalli, bathing his bicentennial testicles in the healing waters of Miami… In that vein: Knock-Knock… Who’s there? “Orange”… “Orange” who? “Orange you so fucking glad this story isn’t about Donatella Versace sunbathing?” The End.
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