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The Art of A Good High-Five

By Sonny Bill Williamson On July 21, 2009 · 11 Comments · In Experiments, Social Observations
females have a stinking reputation for grabbing at impact... this is a cardinal sin
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How Fast Can You Run?

By Sonny Bill Williamson On July 20, 2009 · Leave a Comment · In Art
the two five year old's who had just entered the screening left in tears with possibly wees, poos and vomit excreted from their bodies...
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Don’t underestimate the power of 3 cups of freshly ground, freshly percolated organic coffee

By Mackaveli On July 15, 2009 · 2 Comments · In Social Observations, Sports
But they are good looking, if nothing else. What mother wouldn’t want their daughter to bring home Shahid Afridi? Windswept hair, a perfect beard and a 37-ball hundred: the total package.
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“I’m the drummer. I’ve never played drums before… think I’m the weakest link”

By Sonny Bill Williamson On July 9, 2009 · 2 Comments · In Art
He’s one of the few 25 yo’s who can proudly say they are doing what they love. His work is instantly recognisable and lovable, and we are tipping him to be Australasia’s next big thing in the Art World. We discover Mark Alsweiler, or Alsy as he is known to his mates, has a few [...]
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Master Mouse Patrol’s Preview of The Ashes…

By Sonny Bill Williamson On July 7, 2009 · 9 Comments · In Sports
(photo © Getty Images) What we’re looking forward to this year: - No sign of Ian Healy anywhere - Unearthing more evidence to prove that Brad Haddin is a virgin - Late swing in the final hour of each day’s play Forget the cricket let’s look at what’s really important, the coverage… The temptation to [...]
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Did you grow up to become what you wanted to be when you were five?

By Sonny Bill Williamson On June 10, 2009 · 7 Comments · In Social Observations
I wanted to be an All Black. Aside from one promising footy season in Standard Four I didn’t come close. My mate Dave Haslam wanted to grow up and be on Seaquest DSV. I think he likes Jonathan Brandis… Our high tech graph automatically updates with every blog vote so write a comment letting us [...]
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10 legitimate reasons I would break up with my girlfriend

By Sonny Bill Williamson On June 10, 2009 · 11 Comments · In Social Observations
10 legitimate reasons I would break up with my girlfriend* 1. In an intimate moment she reveals to me her favourite sportsman is Michael Chang. 2. She gives my dog fleas or my dad nits. Or both. 3. She thinks I look like William H. Macy. 4. I hear her say, “I hope my son [...]
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