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Farrah Fawcett Barbie

By Bambi On August 8, 2011 · 1 Comment · In Social Observations
WOW! So fucking cool. The world always manages to amaze me, after a season dominated by American debt, Gaddafi’s syphilis and the stupidity of the Rugby World Cup, this little gem pops up on my iPad. What a bitch! BARBIE has done it again, when I thought this sick little slapper couldn’t influence the drag [...]
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Where are all John Galliano’s friends?

By Bambi On March 2, 2011 · 3 Comments · In Fashion
I know, I know. I know it has been a long time and the silence has been deafening! But when BAMBI decides NOT to contribute what else is there to do but agree mother fuckers!!!!!!!! But I have been drawn out of my big black asshole by Miss Galliano!!!!!! Well well well, what a difference [...]
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What the ?

By Bambi On November 13, 2010 · Leave a Comment · In Advice, Sports
Is it me or has everyone gone mad?!!! I’ve been away on planet Uranus only to find back here on Earth it’s not the anus that has been featured at Rugby League headquarters but a hefty Aussie league cock being serviced by a dog? Again I ask… what the? Is Joel Monaghan from the Canberra [...]
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What the fuck!?

By Bambi On November 5, 2010 · 1 Comment · In Advice, Food
Can you believe it? I can’t! I just heard off the wire that Krispy Kreme has gone into receivership!!!! Has the world gone mad!? What the fuck is going on? This frikkin global shit-fest crisis is affecting everything! Come on! I mean fat aussies + Krispy Kremes + the internet equals a certain nirvana and [...]
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Australia’s Next Top Model today!

By Bambi On September 30, 2010 · 1 Comment · In Fashion
What the fuck is going on with ANTM? Has Australia gone mad? You give away the first prize to the bitch and then take it back? What the fuck? This franchise of Next Top Model is wonderfully ridiculous! A series where Australian teenage girls are put through unimaginable torture each and every week, asked to [...]
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48 months interest free!!!!

By Bambi On August 11, 2010 · Leave a Comment · In Advice
48 months interest free!!!!! What the fuck is that shit all about!? Jesus has the world gone mad, filling our lives with tonnes of shit we can’t afford, with stuff that we have been brainwashed to need! Like a massive 50 incher that you can sit on, all night long!!! With internet access, a phone, [...]
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Haute Couture today!

By Bambi On July 23, 2010 · Leave a Comment · In Fashion, Sports
The planet was obsessing 24/7 over the bloody World Cup!!! Soccer this, Ronaldo that, balls here, All Whites there, and blind referees everywhere! Has the World gone mad!!!!!?? Do you realise there was something way more important happening on the planet at the same time?! The Paris Couture shows! Mutha fuckers!!!!! Jesus Christ no wonder [...]
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