An Ode to My Canis lupus familiaris
So my dog sorta lost her virginity today. It was a remarkably stressful affair. We were down at the dog park, she was happily minding her business when all of a sudden a very frisky labrador started paying her an unwarranted amount of attention. She ran away with her tail between her legs – toward [...]
Period Piece
Art. Sometimes it’s really fucking weird. Too weird. What do you reckon this is a photograph of? Guess. GUESS. I dare you. This is a portrait by British based artist Ingrid Berthon-Moine. And it is an image of a woman wearing her menstrual blood as lipstick. This is supposedly symbolic of Menstrual Activism. I had [...]
Absinthe Salon
Upon arriving solo to meet my friend at the Absinthe Salon last night, I wondered whether or not it was open. My next thought as I peered through the barred windows was ‘surely it’s a fire hazard to have candles lit unattended’. I tentatively shook the security gate. It was definitely locked. I wandered down [...]
Would you have sex with this woman? Her GRANDSON would.
This is my first foray into contributing for MMP – and I’m coming in with a bang. By bang I mean I am delving into the not all together comfortable terrain of… incest. The story I am about to share with you is a love story of horrifying proportions. Meet Phil, 26 year old weirdo. [...]