Smoking and the toilet
Recent time off has given me some perspective. Some short-sighted, some with more depth. Sleeping til noon most days firing off cover letters into the job application black hole that is seek.com gives a man time to consider how best to spend his day. Smoking cigarettes has become a perfectly beautiful waste of my time. [...]
Travel with Leigh Hart
It doesn’t matter where you are travelling, be it through Europe, Africa or the Orient, you always must be prepared. Leigh Hart gives us some more vital travel tips. For more from Leigh and the other champions at Moon TV, check out there YouTube channel by clicking the image below…
This is Master Mouse Patrol’s 1000th Article
This is it, our 1000th article published online. And stupidly, it’s an article about how it’s the 1000th article. Sums us up really. This is as good as opportunity as any to thank all the people who have written articles over the past two and half years. The majority of them have made me laugh, [...]
HOW AMAZING is Best in Park?
My dog Milo is the bomb. He’s mad as a meat axe, which I love, he’s also sweet, intuitive and talks to me. He’s regularly found chasing small dogs in the park, poo’ing, sleeping, lying on his mat, and trying to sneak onto the couch. He also pees on his feet like a girl – [...]
“Knock-Knock”… “Who’s there?”… “Gay-face”
“Squeeze and flexxxxx…” … “Fart” Um… Joey Lawrence was at some press event for Disney in LA yesterday looking like GEORGE HAMILTON’S silicone vestigial twin, and posed with Sabrina the Middle Aged Witch, while infecting the crowd with acute tweezed botoxity… Amazing… It’s cool to know that he’s still making gay teenage boys stamp their size [...]