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What’s your stripping song?

By Berger and Fries On July 19, 2011 · 3 Comments · In Music

Have you ever stripped for someone? I haven’t, for obvious reasons (I don’t want them to vomit), BUT if I had to, I know what music I’d play. It would be the music to that gloriously bad US sitcom Roseanne. Seriously. I don’t know why or how, but my legs just seem to move sexily [...]

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Meme of the week

By Mia Kibbler On June 29, 2011 · Leave a Comment · In Advice

Meme’s are the new chain mail. Every week some bored and perhaps sad individuals Photoshop pictures of and/or comment on a celebrity or movie out of context either making idiots of themselves or creating a sensation; a meme. You want a depressed looking Keanu Reeves photo shopped into The Wizard of Oz or a family [...]

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I need some advice

By Problem Solvers On May 19, 2011 · 4 Comments · In Advice

Need some advice? Email feedback@mastermousepatrol.com and we will hook you up with two opinions – one male, one female, and without a doubt, your problem will be solved! Dear MMP, I met a boy, who was very cute, and after exchanging a few txts he has stopped txting me back, but now has added me [...]

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The King’s Throne

By Terry Dionysopoulos On May 18, 2011 · Leave a Comment · In Social Observations

A man’s bathroom is the most intimate place he can be. He walks in, drops his dacks and sits down. He has the whole room to himself, there’s no danger of some lady-friend walking in and asking how his day was. If something actually happened that warranted conversation, he would already have told his best [...]

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Why ‘Non-Relationship Relationships’ are the Best/Worst Thing Ever

By Roxanne Groebel On May 17, 2011 · 12 Comments · In Social Observations

Non-relationship Relationship: noun. A sexual relationship that outwardly appears to be a legitimate partnership but lacks commitment. I have been in a ‘non-relationship relationship’ – actually let me correct that – I’ve been in several ‘non-relationship relationships’. They seem to be my specialty. And I’m sure, whether you are a serial monogamist or a foxy [...]

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