The best gif(t) possible
Every day at about 4pm my sister shares a few gifs with me. They are always the highlight of my day. As these often bizarre images are so damn enjoyable, I thought I’d share some of them with you. Enjoy!
I’m lazy
I’m so damn lazy. So in case you’ve never clicked on our left-hand menu (likely) here’s our Editor’s favourite five articles of the last wee while… http://www.mastermousepatrol.com/editors-top-5/
Happy Birthday Pal
I have a friend called Benny and today is his birthday. Benny is quite possibly the most generous and thoughtful person I know. And he’s a great gift giver. He also occasionally emails me photos of his poo and although that’s not really relevant to this, it’s definitely worth sharing. Like most truly generous people [...]
Money in my washing machine
What do you write about when you have no ideas and the clock is ticking!???? This – the best lyrics to a song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “Money in my washing machine… Bitches in my penis” What the hell!!!??????? Whoever came up with this insane rap needs to be knighted! I hope I catch this on the airwaves [...]
Send my mate a Christmas present cause…
We all have a good friend who’s a bit of dick. In fact, most of our friends probably fall into this category. This competition will give a special Christmas prize* to the friend who most deserves a present, for the reason they are a munter/dick/lame-o. Eg. My mate JD deserves a present cause he has [...]
MMP’s Ultimate Fan
A few legendary people have told us this year that they’re “our biggest fan”. We love these people. But we want to find and reward the person who proves they really do love us the most. I guess we’re looking for our Ultimate Fan. The Prize. We will give our Ultimate Fan the following, worth [...]